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Journal Entry: Sat May 31, 2008, 5:10 AM

Mood: dA Love
Listening to: the cure - lullaby
Reading: isaac asimov - the naked sun

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Here is something that will put a smile on your face.. to say the least...

I've been laughing for 2 hours now reading your comments

Here it goes...

( I stole this from =flordelys ' Journal )

Put everything together and write that sentence in a comment

Here's what I got:
'I kicked a birdbath because I'm cool like that'

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

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=fleur-de-soleil

May 31, 2008, 3:08:10 AM

I licked my sister because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

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Hi, I'm from Norway. I speak Norway-ish!

*dianar87

May 31, 2008, 3:10:26 AM

omg

that's sooo twisted

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~Reality was invented by people without imagination~

*wanred

May 31, 2008, 3:10:57 AM

That's funny!!

Mine says:

"I yelled at a pickle because the voices told me to!" Tooo funny!!

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Lots of

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Wanda

"Life is short. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile!!"

=emeraldsugar

May 31, 2008, 3:12:40 AM

I had lunch with a homeless guy because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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_{"Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Emerald Sugar."}

*dianar87

May 31, 2008, 3:13:19 AM

and what did the pickle do next?

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~Reality was invented by people without imagination~

*dianar87

May 31, 2008, 3:14:12 AM

oh dear... homeless dudes can be sexy... i guess...

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~Reality was invented by people without imagination~

*JanaRey

May 31, 2008, 3:21:13 AM

I did the Macarena With a gangster because the voices told me to. (yeah - that sounds about right)

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"This is the strangest life I've ever known" Jim Morrison
_{My stock discordiA-stock}

*Flowerinka

May 31, 2008, 3:21:19 AM

I had lunch with a homeless guy because I'm crazy.

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_{To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.

Pavlinka ღ}

=u-woman

May 31, 2008, 3:23:23 AM

I loved Chuck Norris because I can!

*BlackLady999

May 31, 2008, 3:30:55 AM

I danced with my best friend´s boyfriend because that´s how I roll. Lol?

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147 deviants said Atheism: I can't believe this shit!

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89 deviants said Jedi Knights: May the sh*t be with you!

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74 deviants said Agnosticism: You can't prove any of this shit!

46 deviants said Christian Science: When shit doesn't happen, don't call a doctor--pray

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40 deviants said Catholicism: Sh*t happens because you deserve it.

32 deviants said Darwinism: This shit was once food.

22 deviants said Protestantism: Let the sh*t happen to someone else.

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